Mission: Retirement Impossible: Old Spies, New Tricks (The Silver Bandits Chronicles Book 10)

The legendary Silver Bandits are back—and this time, they’ve been recruited by a top-secret, extremely confused government agency. Imagine handing national security to a group of rebellious retirees armed with cookies, a Yorkie, and ZERO respect for rules. Now imagine what happens next. Yes. EXACTLY THAT. Times a thousand.

When the Bandits are invited to “test federal security protocols,” the agency assumes retirement equals harmless. Instead, they unleash Hank, a gray-haired Elvis impersonator with a racetrack soul; Jackie, a glamorous menace with weaponized eyebrows; Mabel, who bakes cookies strong enough to negotiate treaties; Lenny, who can hack a nuclear toaster; Merry, a motivational napalm bomb of optimism; and Bandit the Yorkie, a four-pound chaos engine who should NOT have clearance of any kind.

Within minutes, alarms blare, doors lock, drones activate, a prototype vehicle screams through the parking bay, and several supervisors resign.
And that’s BEFORE lunch.

But the mayhem reveals something darker: a hidden floor, encrypted files, and a conspiracy buried so deep even the agency can’t find it—until the Bandits break into it by accident. Suddenly the retirees of Sunnyvale Gardens are neck-deep in espionage, sabotage, double agents, malfunctioning tech, and secrets someone REALLY doesn’t want them to uncover.

The situation escalates faster than Hank’s blood pressure at a buffet.
The government loses control.
The alarms stop making normal noises.
And the only people capable of saving the day… are the exact same seniors who destroyed it.

What to Expect Inside This Book:

✔ High-stakes senior espionage
✔ Government facility meltdown
✔ Bad decisions made loudly, proudly, and immediately
✔ Golf cart-level chaos without the golf cart
✔ A Yorkie who should be on a watchlist
✔ Exploding training simulations
✔ Lockdowns, drones, passwords no one remembers
✔ Disguises, cookies, suspicious earpieces
✔ A mysterious hidden operation that should’ve stayed hidden
✔ Laugh-out-loud disasters in every chapter

Perfect for fans of:
senior sleuths, funny mystery books, humorous adventure, feel-good chaos, found family comedy, outrageous mischief, and laugh-until-you-snort fiction.

This book delivers ACTION, ANARCHY, and ABSURDITY—with heart.

⭐ WHY YOU’LL LOVE THIS BOOK

• Because you deserve a story that makes you laugh so hard you lose your place.
• Because the world needs more books where seniors are not fragile background characters—
• they’re the heroes, the wrecking crew, the accidental champions, and the reason law enforcement keeps antacids on standby.