The Fireman’s Ex-Wife’s Goat: BOOK TWO (Soreass Creek 2)

The goat is gone. The flowers are dead. The ex-wife is furious.

Flame—the most ill-tempered goat in Idaho—has vanished.

Last seen destroying Linda Boone’s prize-winning flowerbed, he’s now the center of a town-wide scandal. Linda, the fire chief’s ex-wife, is demanding justice, an arrest, or at least the goat’s head on a platter. Preferably before sunset.

Most towns would call this a simple animal control issue.
Soreass Creek calls it a crisis.

Within hours, the locals have split into warring factions: Team Goat (Flame was provoked) and Team Linda (Flame is guilty as sin). And neither side is backing down.

As the blame game heats up, a mysterious new woman in town is turning heads—and not just because she seems to have a lighter in her pocket and a dangerous smile. Rumor says she’s dating the fire chief. Other rumor says she started the fire in Linda’s roses.

Somewhere between the gossip, the finger-pointing, and the goat sightings that may or may not involve a decoy in a raincoat, Soreass Creek is falling apart at the seams.

There’s a wedding no one asked for, an affair that refuses to die, and a custody dispute over a barbecue grill that might actually be older than the courthouse.

The sheriff’s office is involved—sort of. The fire department is involved—sort of. The goat? Absolutely not involved. He has better things to do.

Every time the town tries to get the facts straight, someone changes the story, someone else throws a punch, and somehow pie is always served.

By the time it’s over, there will be new grudges, old secrets dragged out into daylight, and at least one more reason to keep your goat fenced in.

Welcome back to Soreass Creek—where every fight is personal, every rumor is gospel, and the goat is always three steps ahead of you.

If you like small-town comedy with a shot of romance, a dash of chaos, and the occasional livestock-related felony, you’ll love this hilarious sequel to Welcome to Soreass Creek.