The Timber Festival Lost Containment
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The Timber Festival Lost Containment
Nothing says community spirit like competitive chainsaws.
The annual Timber Festival is supposed to be Brindle Creek's proudest tradition.
Three days of chainsaw carving, lumberjack competitions, giant logging trucks, horse pulling contests, log rolling, axe throwing, hot saw races, and enough community spirit to power an entire county.
What could possibly go wrong?
According to Sheriff Colton Smith, a better question would be: What couldn't?
The trouble starts before breakfast.
By midmorning, the parade is drifting in directions nobody approved.
By lunchtime, chainsaw carving crowds have overwhelmed the fairgrounds.
By afternoon, giant logging trucks are competing for space with tourists who believe warning signs are merely decorative suggestions.
Then the Hot Saw competition arrives.
The noise attracts thousands of spectators.
The schedule begins collapsing.
The crowds stop following directions.
Volunteers start creating new problems faster than they can solve old ones.
The horse pulling contest generates traffic issues.
The Great Train Robbery creates rumors.
The axe throwing competition alarms insurance companies.
The Tug-Of-War mud pit expands beyond all reasonable expectations.
And somehow, every person involved remains convinced they are helping.
As event boundaries disappear, crowds merge, schedules fail, spectators wander, and confusion spreads across the fairgrounds, Sheriff Colton discovers an uncomfortable truth:
The Timber Festival is no longer being managed.
The Timber Festival is now managing itself.
Unfortunately, it appears to be doing a terrible job.
Filled with lovable retirees, impossible optimism, public embarrassment, escalating disasters, and laugh-out-loud small-town chaos, The Timber Festival Lost Containment is another hilarious installment in the bestselling Golden Years Gone Wrong series.
If you enjoy small-town comedy, quirky characters, escalating disasters, laugh-out-loud situations, and stories where every attempt to fix a problem somehow creates three larger problems, you'll love this wildly entertaining adventure.
Why You'll Love This Book
- A laugh-out-loud comedy packed with escalating disasters and nonstop chaos
- Hilarious small-town characters who never stop helping, even when they absolutely should
- Competitive chainsaws, lumberjack contests, giant logging trucks, horse pulls, and unforgettable festival mayhem
- Clean humor suitable for adults who enjoy witty, character-driven comedy
- A standalone novel that can be enjoyed whether you're new to the series or a longtime fan
- Fast-moving storytelling filled with public embarrassment, misunderstandings, and unforgettable disasters
Inside You'll Discover
- A community festival slowly spiraling beyond control
- Competitive events that become increasingly personal
- Tourists who accidentally make everything worse
- One exhausted sheriff trying to survive the weekend
Brindle Creek has survived loose goats, race cars, runaway boats, hostile deer carts, wrong highways, sheriff's trailer disasters, and a pie auction riot.
This time, however, the entire festival has decided to participate.
Buy your copy today and discover why the citizens of Brindle Creek continue proving that retirement is not a hobby.
It's a public safety concern.